I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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