idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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