let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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