The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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