i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Im part way to drunk.
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