I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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