the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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