Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize