i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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