her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
All the doctor said was why
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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