brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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