It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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