Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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