sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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