I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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