i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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