Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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