Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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