stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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