He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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