We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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