I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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