Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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