I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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