what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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