: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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