Bisexual people are plain selfish.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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