I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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