Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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