Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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