Rock
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That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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