Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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