I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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