check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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