Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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