also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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