Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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