Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
high people should be assigned attendants
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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