He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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