You're so nebulous sometimes
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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