Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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