no. you can't hotbox the world.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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