Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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