Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Drunk is a universal language darling
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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