The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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