So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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