do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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