Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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