I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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