oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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